11 THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR FROM A NORTH DAKOTAN

April 2, 2016

11 things never heard in Bismarck, ND

1.”It sure would be nice if the wind would blow.”

2. In mid-winter: “It’s nice out, I think I’ll go for a walk around the block.”

3. Also mid-winter: “Hey! Where are my shorts.”

4.”Don’t start the car, it’ll warm up fast.”

5.”Wow, don’t those mountains look beautiful in the sunset.”

6.”Hey, do you wanna go listen to a heavy metal band tonight?”

7.”Coors Light…that’s a whiskey right?”

8.”By the way, I cheer for the Green Bay Packers because they’re an all around solid NFL team.”

9. “Is there a vegan menu I could look at?”

10.”What’s your zodiac sign?”

11. To an oilfield workers son: “Where do you plan on going to college?”